What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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matty russel are you on here

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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thumbs up!

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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