- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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