A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Hello

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

I am on a escalator.

Women's rights

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

a potato flew around my room

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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