- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Women Driving.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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