- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

whats black? a black man

captcha: all yer base

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Women's rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

You have cancer

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Butt Sex.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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