I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

dead battery come on down

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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