give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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BOOBALANBOO

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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