(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I'm banging your sister.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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