Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock knock. Come in.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

knock knock

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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