You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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GONNA

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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I like hats XD!

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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