Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

The BCS

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Male penises.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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