Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Six million.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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pineapples

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fart+fart=poop

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Susie has Autism

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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