why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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obama

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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