What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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