Where do babies come from? My garage

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Anti Joke

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