- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

rose are red violets should be purple

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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