What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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women's rights

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Your mom.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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banana

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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