Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Woman's Rights

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Blind people can't read this.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

obama

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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