Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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brian mcgee is gay!

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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