- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Nice weather we're having.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Guess what? No.

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