- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

a horse walks into a blender ow

A ginger was with his friends

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Knock knock --Come in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Dancing Potatoe!

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

peter charastabopouloulous

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Minecraft.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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