- Anti Joke

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Murder me once, shame on you.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

A walrus walks into a bar

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.