- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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