- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

whats better than 24................. 25

Weiner

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Women.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Obamacare haters

women outside of the kitchen

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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