- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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