How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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miley cyrus

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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alert("The Game");//

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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