- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Gadaffi

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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