black people

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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dislike this...please.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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