What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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