what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What did I do last night?work

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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