- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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