- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Japan called... They need help.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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