What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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1+1 =? Too

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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