- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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