- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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