- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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