Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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