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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

women outside of the kitchen

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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