That didn't hurt.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Smart Blondes

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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68 :)

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Cleveland winning something

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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