Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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