- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Nice weather we're having.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

don't look behind you

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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