- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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