What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Watch your lips.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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I have no ideas.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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