I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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25

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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