Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Nobody cares.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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