What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

obama leadership

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Women's rights.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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