- Anti Joke

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

No it isn't.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Where's my shotgun

Shut the cork up!

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

i like tits

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Hi my name is Jim

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