Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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baby loves lalma

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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