I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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