- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

women's rights.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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